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» Quiz: Do you like Yaoi???

Do you like Yaoi???
created by Anasulune

About Yaoi. Take it. It'll be fun. ^___^

1.) Yaoi. What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
HOLY SHIT, WHERE?
What the fuck is Yaoi?
GIRLS.
::drools, moans:: LEAD ME TO THE HOT-NESS!!! EEP!

2.) Ok, incase you didn't know Yaoi is malexmale action. Oh yah. It's hot. Now that you know what it is, what do you think?
EEEEEW. ::vomits::
I like me shonen-ai.
HOLY SHIT YEAH! GIMME SOME O DAT!
What? That is nas-tay. I wants me some girlxgirl action. I'm not down with the boys bein' all up on each other. X....X

3.) Ok, so you're searching the web or whatever, and a picture of two really really really hot anime guys groping each other comes up. You think:
YEAH BABY, STICK YOU'RE TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH RAR! THIS IS MAKING ME SO HOT!!!!
WTF? I don't wanna see that... hold hands er somethin....
EEW! WHERE ARE THE HOT CHICKS?

4.) OK, so lets say that you're a chick for now, even if you're a dude (work with me) Anyhoo, your friend is obssessed with Yaoi, and you have never really see it before. So she's surfing the web for pics to show you. They are little thumbnails of the whole pics and you see that every single one of the thumb-nails is somesort of groping. You:
Blush furiously at the sight of two hot bishounens making out. RAR BABY RAR.
::blush:: That's grow-dy, and a sin. ::turn away::
Show me some yuri baby!
Eeeep... why is he naked? what happened to kissing tenderly?

5.) OK, so she tells you to get on this website, Fanfiction.net, and search for yaoi. You do, and you click on a fic that sounds ok. So you're reading it and you get to the lemon part. What happens to you next?
You blush, your heart beat quickens, you feel sweat run down your back, your thighs are tingling, and your stomach is full of butterflies.
You blush and keep reading. As you read you start to sweat, your hands are shaking, your eyes are wide, and your stomach drops to the floor.
Shrug and keep reading, it's kinda makin you hot and this disgusts you. You run away and cry on your bed. I THOUGHT I WAS STRAIGHT!!! AM I BI?????
Your sitting there with your hands down your pants. You horny bastard.
You read, and blush, and skip down to the part where the dudes kiss tenderly and hold hands. That's more like it! you think/say...er somethin...

6.) OK, so you come across some Yuri, which is girlxgirl. You:
Are curious since you've never read it before.
Hmm... I wonder... ::reads, blushes:: And you liked it!
Think: YIPEE! FINALLY SOME HOT GIRLxGIRL ACTION! ::squeals really high pitched::
Maybe I'll read some later.. OOH! INUYASHAxSESSHOMARUxMIROKU!! EEP! THREESOME! YES YES YES YES!!! ::reads::

7.) So... this quiz is kinda dumb.... Yeah... did ya like it?
Sure.
Yeppers. I lurve Yaoi.
Well... I REALLY prefer yuri, but since I'm bi, Yaoi is still hot.
I'm way too religious, and it's a sin be taking this quiz, and god hates gay people even though the bible says to love everybody... yeah...

8.) So, are you gonna look up some Yaoi hott-ness?
Maybe later ::drools over SangoxKagome fic::
HELL YEAH! ::searches for Rurouni Kenshin yaoi::
Maybe... I dunno... just to see what it is since you've made me curious about it.

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