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WHat type of redneck r u??
created by GiT~R~DoNe_GirLs

Everybody has a little Redneck in 'em!!! find out what type u r!!

1.) what type of house/trailer do u live in??
i live in a trashy trailer park filled with illiterate/sexy rednecks with beer cans filled in the back of their 4x4 pickup trucks
i live in a double-wide with nascar stickers all over my dodge truck
i live in a 2 bedroom/outhouse with bout 5 acres. i have guns and deer heads hangin all over my walls
i live on a teXas ranch with bout 234.333 acres.. i own bout 14 horses and 167 head of cattle.. i compete in rodeos often
i live in a trailer park and i have my rebel flag flyin high above my trailer
uhh whats a house?? er skip....
i live in tha ghetto nigga.. i live in some crack house with about 29 brothas and sisstas that i grew up with pickin' cotton!!!
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2.) What kinda clothes would u most likely have on any day??
FLannel shirt with sleeves ripped off/ jeans ..ripped at knees/ boots
nascar jacket/oldfashion wranglers/mullet/ beer in hand
camo head to foot...camo hat/camo shirt/vest/jacket/ camo pants/camo boots/ deer urine on my boots and a gun in my left hand
a western button down shirt/wranglers/cowboy boots with spurs/cowboy hat and a big ass belt buckle
dixie clothing with rebel flags all over my shirt/rebel flag cap/jeans
no shirt/overalls/cowboy hat/no shoes
baggy clothes that stink and are 16 sizes too big.. pants that really need to be pulled up.. bling from head to toe.. and gold teeth
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3.) Which Redneck quote best applies to u??
My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
if your brown u deserve to be in the ground
bling bling my nigga
I told Joe a month ago that winning is like sex. The more you do it, the more you like it.
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.
Is it true that if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day but if you teach him how to fish, he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day?
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4.) WHo's ur hero??
General Robert E. Lee
my daddy
Dale Earnhardt
hmm.. Budweiser
Mike White/Justin McBride
martin luther king jr.
God because he put deer on this earth
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5.) If u saw someone beatin up on a woman, in a bar.. what would u do??
i would walk up to the man and say u need to treat a lady with respect.. now take ur hands off her u drunk
i'd be the one whoopin' ass
i would look away and continya watchin' my NASCAR
i'd pull out my gun and shoot the mother fucker
i'd be too busy tryin' to beat my friend in a chuggin' contest
i wouldnt even be in the bar, but outback instead fuckin' my girl/guy in the someones old pickup
i dont go to bars
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6.) which word describes u??
deer
rebel
nigger
NASCAR
Beer
rodeos
uhh
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7.) What would u most likely be doing in your spare time??
gettin drunk, beatin' women, goin' to pasture parties
Watchin' Blue Collar Comedy Tour with my beer buds
fishin', huntin', and killin' anythin' that walks on four legs
practicin' for the PBR or PRCA
shootin' niggers, gettin drunk, and goin' squirrel huntin'
i'd be passed out on my John Deere tractor
i'd be sellin' crack and goin' around and doin crimes
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8.) which color?
brown
camo
yeller
red
white
blue
black
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9.) do you love Larry the Cable Guy??
yes!
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yup
yeppers
fuck ya!!
uhh yup
hell fuckin no!!
Larry who??

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