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What's the best career for you?
created by yayneatwow

1.) Are you Jewish?
yes
no
lil' bit

2.) Would you ever fuck someone for their money?
yes
no
depends on how much money

3.) Of the following, which appeals to you the most?
selling drugs wholesale
annoying the shit out of people
staying home everyday and watching some kids
lying
killing stuff
hanging out with people way cooler than you
having people around you think you're way cooler than you are
fucking for money
saving innocent lives
fucking with people who are doing nothing wrong
being around large amounts of prescription drugs
sleeping
animals
penises
stress

4.) True happiness is more important than money
yes
no

5.) Out of the following list of things, which would you rather be?
rich
poor
retarded
comatose
promiscuous
smart

6.) Republican or Democrat?
Republican
Democrat
third party, man

7.) If you were president, you would...
Make sure there was enough Viagra to go around
lower taxes
cut back on deforestation
smoke pot
kill the innocent. with nerve gas. and bullets, lots of bullets.
make political decisions based on how much money you'll get out of it
Make heavy metal mandatory in public schools
try to make France think you're cool
bitch slap the first lady every night and call her Ethel (even though her name is Alice)
Lie. Because I can.
Sit in the oval office all day and wait for DIck Cheney to show up
not give a shit

8.) If you could be rich knowing other people would suffer from it, would you?
yes
no

9.) Guns are cool
True
False

10.) What is your ethnicity?
white
black
asian
hispanic
canadian
Eskimo
other

11.) How much school have you completed?
finished 8th grade, man
got my GED
graduated high school (with diploma) and was a virgin at the time
graduated high school (diploma) and had gotten laid
some college
finished college (bachelor's degree)
master's degree or higher

12.) What's your music?
da funky shit
soundtrack techno
hippie rock
stoner rock
ZZ Top
butt rock
metal
Mogwai
whatever'slying around
jazz

13.) handjobs are good
true
false
hella true
hella false

14.) Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. What does that mean to you?
it don't mean shit
God sucks
Professionals are better than amateurs
I smoke crack

15.) Your boss fires you. What do you do?
give him a handjob in hopes I'll get the job back
bribe him to get the job back
cry
don't have no boss, man
tranquilize him
smother him
kill him
get other people to kill him for you
make threatening phone calls
have my henchmen burn down his house and sodomize his wife and little boy

16.) do you like the smell of gasoline?
yes
no

17.) If you could have anything right now, it would be:
something useful
money
a gun
a sandwich
something unnecessary
the world. I want the world. now. give it to me.

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