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Survival of the Fittest
created by dreamsuntold

This quiz is designed to tell you how quickly you would die in certain situations.

1.) You are walking through the woods holding a large metal pole over your head, when suddenly it starts to rain. And thunder. And of course there's lightning. What do you do?
Drop the pole and run 10ft to the edge of the woods and then 50ft to your house.
Keep a hold of the pole but run like a madman to your house.
Drop the pole, but run in circles while screaming like Tarzan at the top of your lungs.
Saunter around, casually watching the trees get hit by lightning and crack. While carefully holding the pole above your head.
Climb up a tree WITH THE POLE to get a better view.

2.) You are standing in the middle of the street in the dark when SURPRISE! a car comes shooting round a corner in your direction. Do you..
Jump out of the way as fast as you can.
Cheer! Then you sit down in the circle of candles and start muttering incantations under your breath, willing the car to stop. Of course it will work!
Walk slowly out of the road. They have to slow down. It's the law. You're not moving any faster for them.
Jump up and down screaming Hiiiiiiii!!!!!! to the angry looking man driving. Why isn't he answering?
Close your eyes, cross your fingers and toes of course, and pray that the car won't hit you.

3.) You're at a metal concert, and there are huge, 300lb guys all round you dressed in a lot of metal and leather. How do you introduce yourself?
Hi! I'm Misty! I love pink. Don't you just love pink? I do. Hey, when was the last time you showered? You smoke? You shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you
Spike! Where ya been man? I've been lookin' for ya all day!
(Screaming at the top of your lungs) I LOVE NSYNC!!!!!
Start a conversation on all the best brands of motorcycles with them, bragging about how good yours is.
Go up, introduce yourself, and start talking about how 'totally rocking this joint is.' Then slowly slip away in embarrassment.

4.) You are stuck on a desert island being hunted down by a rabid llama. Which of these would you most like to have with you?
Food and Water
Matches
A Communications Radio
A bottle of whiskey, or any lager for that matter. That way, when HE gets you, you won't feel a thing.
A hairdryer and some make-up. If you're gonna die, might as well die pretty.

5.) This next question is key to your survival gentlemen. Pay close attention. Ladies, you know the answer.Your wife asks you to take good care of Muffin, the family poodle while she is away on vacation. Well, surprise surprise, Muffin is now dead. You accidentally backed into her on your way out to work. What do you do?
Buy another poodle. Sure, they only had white in the store, but if you just die it black
Buy another poodle. I THINK Muffin was a guy
Quickly bury Muffin in the front yard and tell your wife Muffin ran away.
Prop Muffin up on the sofa where your wife always sits and make her think she squashed her.
Tell her the truth.

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