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How Monkey Obsessed are You?
created by tearsofblood

Are you a psycho monkey obsessed freak or a normal human being? Find out here! (random, I know. But quite fun!)

1.) You are at the zoo, and a monkey in a cage looks at you funny. What do you do?
Look at it back, maybe take a picture or something, and walk away.
Jump up and down, make monkey noises, scratch your head and run around in small circles
Jump up and down squealing oh my god oh my god look at the monkey isn't it so frickin cute?!?
Try to pet it or feed it, and make kissy noises.
Yell What the hell are you looking at?!? throw rocks at it, laugh, and run.

2.) You put fifty cents into one of those little sticker machine things that promises coolio dragon stickers. Out pops a sparkly, odd shaped sticker. It has an adorable monkey on it, and says Monkeys Rock! Your response to this?
Kick the machine, cuss, and roll your eyes. Throw the sticker out or ask the cashier for a refund (I mean, come on. you wanted a dragon sticker)
Sigh and tuck it in your pocket. Oh well, at least its cute.
Giggle profusesly, kiss it and then hold it close to your chest, whispering hehehe....my precious....
Smile, shrug your shoulders and put it on your binder or guitar case. Monkeys are way better then stupid dragons anyway!
Squeal and pretend you didn't want a dragon sticker anyway. Show it to your freinds and laugh a lot, claiming monkeys rock.

3.) Your bf/gf give you a stuffed monkey for your month aniversery. What do you do?
Hug him/her, jump up and down, kiss him/her, squeal, get teary eyed, and stick the stuffed animal on your desk for the rest of the year for all to see
Grind your teeth together, say thanks as nice as you possibly can, and shove it in your locker as soon as he/she isn't looking.
tell him/her how awesomely coolio monkeys are and put it on a preserved, holy shelf in your room.
thank him/her and put it in your bag. You forget about it for a while. When you find it, it makes you smile. You think of your gf/bf
Get all squealy and show it off b(for girls)or toss it around with your freinds acting totally cool (for boys)because, well, monkeys are cool, right?

4.) Monkey.
erm....okay....
monkeys? MONKEYS? MOOOONNNNNKKKKEEEEYYYS????!!!!!???? WHERE???!!!?? --bounces off walls-
Monkeys are stupid and really over rated. I mean, come on, everyone thinks they're sooo cool...- mocking high pitched voice- OMG I love monkeys!
Was that a question? What about monkeys??
HEHEHE monkeys are SO COOL. they are CUTE and I LOVE them!!! Because it makes me look cool? maybe. But I still think they're cute.
I liked monkeys WAY before they became all poplular. MONKEYS ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!!!

5.) Your freinds all want to dress up as monkeys for halloween. What do you say?
Um....no. Lets not.
If you want to, thats great. I think I will too, maybe...
Good idea. I'll design them all, seeing as I have a library entirely full of monkey books, and I have the materials from my last monkey project and...
thats such a cool idea we will be so popular. Lets go to the mall and shop!
THAT IS THE BEST IDEA IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!!! YAY!!! MONKEYS...MONKEYS...MONKEYS... -dies-

6.) Your aunt serves you a tea she calls Eropean monkey tea.
umm..thats really cool! cause...monkeys are very cool....-gulp-
ummm...all right....through the teeth and over the gums, look out stomach here it comes....
this doesn't have REAL monkeys in it, right?? I mean, I love monkeys. Drinking this would be like...canibalism! -eyes tea-
MONKEYS I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! -gulps the tea- MONKEYS ARE MY FREINDS!!!! -glares- MINE!!!
Um, you've got to be kiding. Seeing as monkeys smell and are gross looking, I refuse to drink this.

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