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How cool are you?
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Aiwendillie
Let's see how cool you are, and what you are worthy of becoming!
1.) As you're brushing your teeth in the morning (let's hope you do that), you look in the mirror and notice that your hair is very messy. What do you do?
You make it messier, going on the wild side!
You have a panic attack.
You do your hair, and then put makeup on
shrug.
Grin, wondering if it's messy enough to frighten someone
look at your hair for a few seconds and see if you want to take the time and effort to brush it.
Quickly reach for the bottle of gel, pour all of it on your head, style it, and once you're done, run your hand through your hair, flashing a smile.
2.) What do you think the meaning of cool is?
It's an insult.
It's so insulting that your friends don't even joke about it or tease anyone about being cool!
It's a cool thing
Don't know, don't care.
huh.
you run both hands through your hair and flash a smile. Only elite people like me can be COOL! I AM SO COOL THAT I AM ALREADY A COOL FRIEND!
I am me. I am cool. Fear me!
Um.. Cool is cool!
DID ANYONE SAY COOL? WHERE'S MY HAIR GEL??
DID YOU DARE CALL ME COOL???????????? I WILL WRING YOUR FILTHY LITTLE NECK!!!!!!!!!
3.) You see ketchup.. What do you do?
BESMIRCH IT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Worship it!
Dance.
Make sure you don't get any of it on you.
LICK IT.
Pick it up and----THROW IT AWAY.
Ignore it.
Pass it by without a second glance.
4.) You notice that your clothes don't match.
Grin. It was supposed to be like that!
Cackle evilly.
Shriek and faint.
Quickly break open the emergency wardrobe full of clothes that match that you saved just for this occasion.
DARN! WEARING MISMATCHED CLOTHES IS A FASHION STATEMENT!
Put on a different shirt.
5.) Someone offers you some perfume in the perfume department.
RUN AWAY!!!!!!
You note that you have your gas mask on. You are prepared to make a getaway, but not before destroying all the perfume bottles so no ppl can be harmed
Refuse politely
Accept and put it on
Notice that it's perfume meant for the opposite gender, shrug, and still put it on.
Drool over the bottle of perfume
Refuse it, call it demon spawn, proclaim it garbage, and back far far away quickly.
Put the whole bottle of perfume on, and then see if they have any more.
6.) Do you know the meaning of smurvy?
you cringe. Yes, smurvy is an adjective that those rebellious anti-reformers use to describe themselves and anything they like.
See, smurvy basically describes cool before the cool friends (you must know who THE cool friends are.....) besmirched it. Everyone knows that!
Smurvy is a gang of cool people like us who spread coolness around!
Smurvy is a type of drug that the cool people smoke.
DUH! EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT SMURVY IS!!!!!
Smurvy is like sooooo cool!
Smurvy? I was smurvy once. They put me in a padded room. I liked it there. I died there. They buried me with three flowers. They tickled my nose and..
Smurvy.
7.) You are bored.
You set a building on fire
Plan the destruction of Marieworld.
CREATE AN ARMY OF PENGUINS TO DESTROY THE COOL FRIENDS!
Sit around and be bored.
Go to the mall!
I HATE YOU!
create a ketchup sanctuary
You're so cool that you're basically never bored
Die.
Do your homework
I AM ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM NEVER BORED, NOT WHEN I HAVE SUCH FUN ACTIVITIES TO DO, LIKE BLOWING UP RANDOM OBJECTS!!!!!
8.) You see an injured penguin on the road.. You...
Nurse it back to health
dance.
Ask someone for help, to see if they can help the poor birdie.
DESTROY THIS ENEMY OF COOLNESS!
DUH! It's not a REAL penguin! Real penguins can't be injured!!
Give it a LOT of ketchup!
Try to see if it can give you information by bribing it with ketchup..
BLOW IT UP!
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