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Which Books-A-Million Employee Are You?
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1.) You are asked to cover a cafe dinner break. You think:
What?! I've never worked back here before!
No problem. I'm a manager now and can handle anything!
No problem. But it seems like I'm ALWAYS in here!
YAY! Now I can work on my stippling.
I have the power. They just better get back soon.
They better hurry up because I have paperwork to do and ingrates to fire.

2.) You are told to vacuum the store. You think:
Everyone hates me.
I'm a manager now. Why should I vacuum?
Vacuum? I'd rather clean the bathrooms.
HAHA. Vacuum? Yeah right. What's next? Put the cafe books away?
Everyone hates me.
I told them I can't vacuum because of my back. Get me another water, Jessica.

3.) What sections do you enjoy in the store?
Wedding, Humor, Fiction
Graphic Novels, Sci-Fi, Humor
Art, Beauty/Fashion, Sci-Fi
Any section that is perfectly COMP'd and S.O.N.I.C'd.
The Satanist section
I don't read.

4.) What BAM employee would you like to kill
Everyone but me. I can do no wrong. Why aren't you bowing?
No ma'm I don't think I'd kill any of ya'll. Now the customers are another story.
Jessica
Marjorie
Michelle, Lori, Michelle's girlfriend, and Lamar
Kill someone? Never. I love everybody.

5.) Pick one:
Pink poodle
Transformer
Wicked
red beard
Stalin
Chain of Command

6.) If you could spend an entire afternoon with a BAM employee, who would you chose?
Amelia
Chuck
I'd spend the afternoon killing Michelle, her girlfriend, Lori and Lamar.

7.) Where would you work if you weren't at BAM?
Home Depot
I'd be selling my art
I'd be a clergyman at the Satanic Church
Dirt Star cafe
Another store! Please send me to another store!
The SPCA

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