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What are you?
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Aiwendillie
A totally random quiz that's so random that I advise you take it.
1.) You are walking on a busy, dirty sidewalk and happen to stumble upon a hunk of cheese. What do you do?
Purify it and take it home with you. You can add it to your collection of highly unvaluable moldy cheese!
Trample on it, having the time of your life while getting moldy cheese all over your shoes.
Cry upon it, so that your magical tears of hope can bring the cheese to life. The cheese will then spend its immortal life aiding you!
Pick it up with a napkin and throw it in the garbage.
What if an animal happens to eat this hunk of cheese out of starvation, and the cheese happens to by so moldy that it dies?! DESTROY THE CHEESE!!!
Laugh.
2.) You're at school and you overhear some ditzes gossipping about someone, and you realize that you now have the opportunity to blackmail your worst enemy!!
BLACKMAIL, OF COURSE!!!
Why would anyone do such a horrible thing? Tell your enemy what's going on and how you could've ruin his/her life but didn't . Try to become friends!
Consider the opportunity and decide to blackmail later, when you have a new reason to ruin his/her life. You will then show how powerful you are!
Who cares? Blackmail is SO overrated!
3.) You see a pigeon on the path you are currently travelling.. What do you do? It looks like it's injured or dead!
Sing a lovely song to the bird to see if it's alive. If it was, leave it alone. If it's injured, call 911.
Using your Jedi Mind Powers, you can sense that the bird is totally fine, but just needs a rest.
Help the bird ( if you find that it is injured) and know that you'll risk your life to save the bird.
Poke it with a stick. If it won't move, throw it down the nearest outhouse. If it's alive, kick it for wasting your precious time.
4.) The pigeon appears to be alive, and very angry that you disturbed it.
Have a battle of wits between you and the bird.
Bow down to it in shame, offer it anything it wants, give it food, and do a little jig. All without ruining your perfect hair!
RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
Give it some millet, and walk off, knowing that it will be happy with its delicious food.
Make sure that it is happy before you leave.
5.) WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS QUIZ?
We met in a mall, remember? LIke, we both tried on some makeup!
I AM ME!!!!!!
Oh, you know who I am.. You know very well who I am...
You don't know who I am?? HOW COULD YOU? Because I know exactly who you are..
Umm. I should be asking YOU that.. Or rather, who are you and why did you make such a lame quiz?
6.) Do you have any pets?
Nope.
We gotses a cat!
I has more than one animal!
I have a birdie!!!!
I also have a birdie!
I have a bird!!!
I have TWO birds!
I don't have any pets, unless you consider my skateboard a pet. Then I would have a very loyal pet!
You are SUCH a loser.
7.) What do you think of this quiz?
OH I LOVE IT!!!!!
It's..... Interesting.
It sucks like (beeeep)!!!
It's pretty good.. A bit odd though.
Oh, this quiz is soo cute!
It's COOL!
8.) If you just wrote that my quiz was cool, what do you mean by that??
I DIDN'T write that it was cool!! I would never do that!
I meant that it was in, psychodelic, sweet.. ETC! I just simply meant that it was COOL!
Oh yeah, you're TOTALLY COOL!!!!!!!!!
I would never accuse you of making a cool quiz!
9.) If you could have an alter ego, what would it be? (or if you do have an alter ego, which one is it?)
THE EVIL ZUCCHINI BREAD!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THE BLANKET BARON!!!
I don't have an alter ego--YET.
This is SUCH a lame test.
I prefer not to tell you that just yet.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
10.) Are you male or female?
I have no gender.
DUH! Like, with all my makeup and fancy clothing, who can't tell I'm a girl??
I am both.
I don't know.
11.) You are walking through some mystical, enchanted woods when you stumble upon a magical wand made out of plastic that just happened to be in the enchanted woods.
What the (beeeep)??
Pick it up and see if it works by cursing your enemy.
Sing some magical words, and wave the wand around while dancing.
Curse destruction upon the world!
RUN AWAY!!!!
Poke it curiously and see if anything happens..
See if you can put a spell on yourself that will allow you to talk to animals!
12.) Do you eat breakfast in the morning?
I am so cool that I don't even need to eat.
I'm so smurvy that I don't need to eat!
DUH yeah!
I'm starving myself so I can retain my figure.
I'm so smurvy I don't need to eat, but I do anyways.
BY EATING MOKONA, I DON'T NEED TO EAT! IT WILL FILL MY STOMACH SO THAT I NEVER HAVE TO EAT ANYTHING(uhhh.. Inside joke)! OOH MARSHMALLOWY GOODNESS!!!!
13.) Pick one:
A mutant rat.
BIRDIES!!!!!
WEASOL.
CATSES!!!!!
A cute little fluffy (and rather cliche) doggie.
PENGUINS!!!!
MORE PENGUINS!
ANT-EATERS!
14.) What's your favorite place to be?
In the woods...
IN A PENGUIN SANCTUARY!!!!
The mall!!
INSIDE YOUR MIND!!!!! Wait--no, nevermind, it's waay too creepy for me.
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