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What computer User are you?
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Do you know how to use a computer, or is the idiots guide to computers to complex for you.

1.) What do you do when the computer crashes?
Sit at the computer for hours at a time reading through all the driver code.
Ring Technical Help
Hit it with a sledgehammer
Try to discover why it has crashed and then ring technical help.
Cry, you know nothing about computers.

2.) Smoke starts to poor from the back of the computer, what do you do?
Grab a water fire extinguisher and try to put out the fire inside.
Hit it with a Hammer
Turn it off and ring technical support
Turn it off, then turn it on agian to see if it continues to smoke,
Realise that either the CPU fan has broken or the PSU has overheated so turn off the computer and ring your local computer parts specialist.
Cry, you don't know whats wrong.

3.) You are tasked with designing a webpage, what do you do?
Open notepad and start to code in HTML, Javascript, Perl/CGI and PHP
Cry, you don't know what a webpage is.
Try to find a program that will make a webpage for you.
Hit it with a 24lb sledgehammer
You know what a webpage is, but haver no idea how to write one.

4.) The computer network you are working crashes, what do you do?
Cry, You don't know what a network is.
Hit it with a sledgehammer.
Ring technical help and then get confused with all the jargon that is being spouted.
Tell someone who knows more about networks than you, then sit back and watch in admiration as they bring it back up in short order.
Sit infront of the computer and go through each and every driver, network connection,IP address and Router settings untill you find the the problem.

5.) The game you have just brought does not run correctly, what do you do?
Defrag the drives, download the latest drivers, re-install the game.
You are buy now a quivering wreck with no more intrest in this quiz because it is too hard for you.
try re-installing the game time and time agian untill it decides to do what you want.
Go looking for that hammer again and hit the computer again.
Find the phone and the phone number from the game and then spend lots of money on a phone bill while sitting in a que waiting for help.

6.) You have a new HDD to install into your computer, what do you do now?
Hit the HDD and the computer with your trusty hammer untill the head of ther hammer breaks and flys off (what do you expect since you have abused it).
commit suicide because you don't know what HDD stands for, it sounds like a drug.
You open up the side of the computer and see a jumble of wires and then give up.
Open up the computer, install the HDD, turn on the computer, and format said HDD.
Try to connect the HDD, blow up the Motherboard, Ram, Chip and PSU then decide to ring a friend.

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