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Are you a sex god?
created by Malita33082

This quiz will determine if you are the god of fuck or not

1.) You have been out on this date all night, and you know she is a hard one to get, but damn it you are horny as sin, tell me how you are going to get this girl back to your house for some quality fucking!
Get this girl drunk as soon as possible, it makes for an easy outcome, and at least you are getting some.
First, show this beautiful woman your kind side, Give her compliments, pay for the food, and offer A movie at home
What the fuck is this? Blind date? You know the drill champ, slip that bitch a mickey
You got nothing to lose, just ask if she wants to see a movie at the house

2.) Alright champ, say it went as planned and she is at your place. Lets hear your plan of action for getting yourself closer to that ass
Get that bitch another shot of 151 and send her to HA HA land
Go grab your blanket, offer her something to drink, pop that movie in, and whisper some of your dirty thoughts in her ear
Put that movie in, plop your happy ass on the couch and do the old fake stretch maneuver
Man, if that mickey ain't kicked it, im going for something stronger

3.) Haha, say this was a success my friend, and you are kissing heavy, what's gonna be your first move soldier?
Im going for the gusto, I want the pants off now!
Somethings are better left un-rushed, lighty touch her neck, caress her ears, run your finger tips through her hair...
I wanna feel them nice ass titties, so up the shirt I go!
Umm, I need to go to the bathroom....

4.) Ok champ, you got her hot and bothered good this time, what article of clothing is coming off buddy
Show her your one arm skills at taking off that bra, she'll either be impressed, or know you are experienced, either way, you can't lose
Take those pants off baby, why waste such valuable time
Umm, is shoes an awnser?
Well, my friend, im gonna rip that shirt off her NOW

5.) Alrighty, you two are naked as jay birds...now show her what you are made of soldier
First, im going to kiss my way slowly up those beautiful thighs of hers, tease that beautiful clit with light flicks of my tongue
I think its time I felt how tight she is, how about I work in the double finger treatment
I wasn't through kissing yet
Get on top there and get your fuck on champ

6.) It seems she is ready to go, what are your plans fellah?
Its condom time, safe sex...or NO SEX
Shit, lets show her what im made of, Give it to her all at once
I think A slow approach will do, slide it in nice and easy
I got a nose bleed

7.) Alright buddy, the ultimate breaker for you, where is the g-spot located?
All women are different, just use your finger inside her like you are telling someone to come here, and pretty soon, she will be cumming here
Whats a g-spot?
Its that little button located at the top of her pussy!




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