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What Kind of Crazy Drunk Are You?
created by foxyglncocktail

Are you the whiny bitch that cries at the end of the night because the bartender shut you off, or are you the asshole that likes to fuck with someone at the bar because they are wearing nikes? Find out what your crazy drunk personality is, go ahead I dare you you whiny bitch!

1.) When you go the bar, what is the first drink that you order?
Beer
Cosmo. with greygoose or stoli vodka, nothing cheap!
Mixed Drink
A shot of anything, doesn't matter, I need to catch up to everyone else!
What ever I'm in the mood for.
I'll take what their drinking, doesn't matter I'm buying!
What ever he or she is having, their buying.
A water, I'm the designated tonight!

2.) Pick a Bar
Pub
A Club
Lounge
Dank Hole
Where ever everyone else wants to go.
Karaoke
I don't care as long as someone else is buying.

3.) You just looked across the bar and someone was checking you out, what do you do?
Follow him or her to the bathroom, then give them a quick blow to the groin.
Yell, "What the fuck are you staring at?"
Get down on yourself because you know they weren't staring at your fat ass.
Tell them to meet you in the bathroom, hey you only live once, your drunk, and horny!
Invite him or her over, and introduce them to all your friends.
Buy him or her a drink.
Be daring, walk by him or her and slap their ass.

4.) Before going to a bar you think......
"I wonder if I'll get in a fight tonight?"
"I hope theirs not a line!"
"I hope I don't run into my ex!"
"I hope this shirt isn't dry-clean only!"
"I wonder if they'll have the game on the big screen?"
"I better hit the ATM!"
"I wonder if they'll be any cute guys/girls their?"
"I wonder if I should leave my gun at home tonight?"

5.) While at the bar, your favorite past-time is....
Seeing who you can fuck with!
Seeing who you can fuck!
Seeing how fast the bartender can make your drink.
Laying your problems out to the bartender.
Watching the game on the big screen.
Seeing how many people you can get to buy you a drink.
Buying everyone's drinks.
Getting drunk!

6.) When you leave the bar, you are....
Leaving in hand-cuffs, and not the good kind!
Complaining, some drunk asshole spilled a drink on you!
Crying because your ex-showed up with someone new.
Haven't left yet, giving the guy that checked me out a blow job in the bathroom.
Compelled to go to another bar, because your friends aren't done drinking yet, then again you are the designated.
Hitting the ATM, for another round.
Sticky from the whipped cream bikini's and body shots!
Waiting outside for the asshole that checked you out earlier!

7.) Finish this line...At the bar I am...
Drunk!
The designated Driver
Ridding the mechanical bull with my shirt off.
Talking to anyone that will listen.
Buying rounds of shots.
Flashing for drinks, beads, or what ever free crap I can hord.
In a corner by myself

8.) Pick a word that best describes your drinking style....
Chug, Chug, Chug
Slow and Steady
Sir Sips a lot.
Big Lush
Swig o'holic
Swill King

9.) Desribe your friends....
Loud and Obnoxious
What Friends?
Swill Hounds
Does this include fuck buddies?
They seem to want to hang out when I get paid!
They love the drama!

10.) Finally, pick a meal....
Steak n' Potatoes
Burgers n' Fries
Chicken n' Vegetables
Twinkies n' Ho Ho's
A Pint of Ice Cream
Hot Dog's n' Buns
A Cup o' Joe




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