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Which sitcom from the 70s are you?
created by hawkeyesmartini

What 1970's sitcom reflects your personality?

1.) It is four AM, and you've got to be up for work in two hours, but sleep does not find you. You:
Pour a nightcap
Wake your roommates by running into the couch in the dark and then falling asleep in an odd position, causing some questions.
Complain about your meathead son-n-law.
Contemplate the many reasons you are cursed.
Go to everyone's favourite bar.

2.) One of your friends, during a hysterical fit, tries to explain to you a complicated situation that you must take part in covering up. You say:
Okay, what do I do if Mr. Roeper calls?
Shaddup!
Oooh! What's my part again?
I am NOT cleaning that.
As long as you buy me a beer, man.

3.) Driving back to your destination, you get a flat tyre. Your first instinct is to:
Watch out for aliens, an overturned pig or turkey truck, and your cousins.
Call your two roommates and tell them you'll be taking the RV. They hear building an army.
Watch out for snipers.
Wish everyone from the bar were along to help you change it.
Make your meathead son-in-law get off his arse and come change it for you.

4.) Your best friend/spouse has just had the most awfullest day ever. What do you do to cheer them up?
Nothing! My day was worse!
DON'T mention that your baby is silver and flying around the room, your son is on the lam from the mafia, your other son is a reincarnated jewish guy.
Tell them to shut up and set a beer down infront of them.
Watch the episode of Three's Company, ya know, the one where there was some sort of misunderstanding.
Drink gin, make some jokes, and go spy on showering nurses.

5.) The first line in your favourite sitcom theme is:
Come and knock on our door
This is the story of two sisters...
Boy, the way Glen Miller played...
From early morning fog I see
Making in your way in the world today

6.) Looky. A new person.
Ya ain't a Jew aw ya?
Hey, maybe we can go out sometime...if I can ever get my foot outta my mouth...
C'mere, I'll show you 'round the compound.
Lesse...they're either related to me, trying to kill me, impregnate my sterile sister, an alien, my adopted dog's 1st groomer or banana bread.
Hiya. Pull up a stool, have a beer.

7.) It's YOUR turn to serve drinks.
I was at work all day ya knucklehead, YOU serve me, NOW!
I am NOT serving the dummy.
I'm the bartender. It's ALWAYS my turn.
Righty-o! We each get twelve, right?
Allrighty...um...I just put castor oil in one, but...no one will notice, right? Oh. That's your boss? Ummm...wasn't me! ::run::

8.) You're so silly, you've slipped rubber hamburgers into everyone's lunch. What happened?
Everyone LOVED them and are now able to pay off the mafia, get the sex-change operation and rid their baby of the devil's inhabitants.
You were called a stupid queer meathead.
No one noticed.
They found out, switched them for regulars, and you're stuck eating the rubber ones.
The head of the restaurant that you are applying for head cook in has showed up spontaneously and hints that he would like a hamburger.

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