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Ho or Housewife
created by RU486

Men are always seeking that delicate balance between whore and lady....find out where your woman stands (or lays anyway).

1.) Where did you meet your current slice?
Sanitorium or other related mental
At work of course.
Mens restroom (and no, she was not an employee assigned to clean it).
At a bondage & alternative lifestyles convention.
Fleet week or shore leave.
At the county morgue (on a table).

2.) On your first date with here how far did you expect to get?
Lucky enough for her to actually show up for the date.
Careful planning and execution should yield that all important first kiss.
Back to her house just long enough to search her computer for any porn she might have.
A hand-job under the table during dinner at ANY restaurant....preferably one with no table cloths.
Anal sex before you even had to take her out to dinner or even get far enough into conversation to tell her your last name.

3.) How far did you actually get on your first date?
Rang doorbell but she never answered (this include opening the sliding meatlocker tray at the morgue).
Got that first kiss on the lips (the upper set of lips only).
You ended up in the bathroom....with her....on her knees...but she insists that event never happened.
Passed out on the floor naked next to your date with neither of you having ANY memory of getting naked until the pub owners kicked you out!
Burried the fist, twice, did some anal, ordered Chinese takeout, she banged the delivery boy while you ate and you never gave her your last name

4.) Her idea of a great weekend with you is....
when you show up at her grave with flowers. You are so thoughtful.
Saturday night at a Bed & Breakfast cuddled under the covers until checkout time Sunday morning.
Saturday night at a Bed & Breakfast with Scott the pool-boy while you are out of town on business or with your homeboys.
Saturday night at a Bed & Breakfast with Scott the pool-bay and you working the video camera while trying to convince the maid to get involved.
Fleet Week or Shore Leave...alone with her at last if not for only 15 minutes. Timeis money sailor and your meter is running.

5.) Its been 3 montjs since your first date and you...
still havent gotten any! Really, she might as well be dead.
have been asked to meet her parents for the first time.
run into her wiping her mouth as she walks out of the men's restroom at the local Sizzler lunch buffet frequented by many construction workers.
are getting tired of your friends sending you video clips of your girlfriend that they found on Kazaa.
havent seen the bitch in 89 days. Neither has the Chinese delivery guy or the rest of your crew aboard the USS Scuttlebutt.

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