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Which Website Are You?
created by katiemariie

1.) Do you have any special skills?
The ability to rattle off semi-interesting facts that no one else knows off.
Does ridiculousness and satirical tendencies count?
To have a consumerism output that only falls second to Ronald Regan's. But, he's dead, so yay me!
To be a complete jackass and say something really profound at the same time.
To overthink one minor situation into an epic romance.
To prattle on needlessly about something you are too bored to care about.
Disenfranchising. I'm real good at that.

2.) What is your favorite kind of quiz?
The ones tell 'ya what kind of vampire you are. Man, I'll never get sick of those!
Those Mary Sue Litmus Tests.
The kind I can buy.
The, uh, Which Movie Are You kind.
The ones on infamous dead people who were wither gay or criminal. Or both.
The kind I can spam my friends with.

3.) Look! Someone new!
Wanna be my friend? I'll be yours.
Hello, darling. Ever have an Australian?
How could you not like Spirited Away? It has ghosts! And Jason Marsden! Jason Marsden!
Hi. This is what I want. Give.
Ok, newbie, use spellcheck and everything will be all right.
I'll take your virginity and your soul.

4.) Someone is pimping a product. How will you deal with it?
Buy whatever they're selling.
Deal with it, knowing that karma will bring them a three-fold Gigli.
Block it out.
Kill them.
Sick Pavlov's dogs on them.
Blacklist them.

5.) Your Significant Other has left you. Why?
I bitched about them publicly.
I called them a fucktard.
I wouldn't take anything seriously.
I spent too much time thinking about the perfect romance opposed to ours.
I demanded too much.
Holy crap! I had a Significant Other?

6.) Foreigners...
are mostly who I am in contact with.
are us.
are making my boyfriend dump me.
are people that make great cinema.
are yummy.
are one group of people that can buy me something.

7.) When you flip on the TV, what do you like to watch?
Sports Bloopers. Olympian fall down go boom.
Home Shopping network.
Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Our Hero.
Turner Classic Movies.
Syndication of my favorite cancelled show.

8.) Who is your favorite stand-up comic?
Eddie Izzard.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Rodney Dangerfield.
Jim Norton.
Jerry Lewis.
Kevin Pollack.

9.) What is your drug of choice?
Weed.
Caffeine.
Wholesale goods.
Generators.
Jesus.
Fandom.

10.) I love to go swimming with bold-legged women...
And swim between their legs.
And make them buy me a new swim cap.
And dive into the subtext.
And write about it later on.
And swim between their legs. MASH. Uh, Colonel Potter sang it once in the shower, but Father Mulcahy walked in before the second verse.
And rape them!

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