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Should You be Allowed to Breed?
created by Tamerlane

I very strongly believe that atlest two thirds of the childbearing/having population should have been stopped. Either through inattention, the wrong kind of attention, or genetic stupidity, the human race is growing evermore retarded. See if you (in my totalitarian opinion) are fit to reproduce.

1.) Let's jump ahead 20 years. Your son/daughter is 8 years old and takes an interest in comic books. A dimwitted employee has acidentally stocked a hentai book along with the Spider Man. Your offsprings sees the hentai and wants you to buy it for him/her. What do you do?
I don't know what hentai is, but there's a nearly naked girl on the cover, so I'll buy it for myself.
Slap my kid and accost the manager, demanding said dimwit's termination.
I'm not paying particular attention to my offspring's request, so I buy the book without knowing what it is.
Refuse to buy the hentai, and substitute some mildly suggestive anime. Why try to hide things so much?

2.) Let's say that you're in your late 20's or early 30's, unattached and childless. Your biological clock is ticking. You meet someone who is a decent enough person, but you have little in common and are barely compatable. This may be your last chance for a relationship. Do you settle, or move on and hope for something better?
Maybe in time we will be compatable, and we can learn to have things in common. When you love someone, you can change them.
It's not like it matters. All couples end up miserable.
I'll stick around for a while, until the relationship is unbearable or someone better comes along.
Someone who is completely wrong for me might be fun for a while, but I know what I want, and wouldn't be happy with anything less.

3.) You're married and have children, but are unhappy with your mate. Do you take your resentment and/or aggression out on the children?
No, because I'm not dumb enough to have children with someone I know I'd be unhappy with.
Probably. The kids would most likely be the reason I'm still stuck with him/her
No, I would take my hostilities out on my mate, but the childern would be witnesses. Better prepare them for this little thing we like to call life.
Of course not. I'm not a complete prat. What do you think divorces are for?

4.) Your child is a teenager, and you catch him/her smoking pot. You yourself smoked when you were his/her age. How do you handle this situation?
Hey, my kids can do any drug they want as long as they share with their mother/father.
Yell and scream and cry and generally scare the hell out of him/her until they wish one of us was dead.
Tell them that it's just a phase, that I did it too, and take them to a psychologist.
Plaster on a fake smile and break out my old photo albums. If I think it's cool, they'll hate it. Reverse psychology always gets 'em.

5.) You think Disney movies:
Promote a sense of false reality and encourage a lazy work ethic.
Are a good babysitter.
Are good entertainment and teach morals and values that our children need to learn and parents are unable to get across.
Have dropped in standard. The animation is atrocious.

6.) What sort of education would be ideal?
Whatever public school district we happen to live in.
A private Christian school. Preferably a small one, that tries to mix biblical creation with the theory of evolution.
Home school would be my choice. Who can teach a child better than his/her parents?
A private prepatory school, like Eaton or Exeter.

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