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What shitty '80s hair band are you?
created by Crazy Larry

Spandex? Hair spray? Make up? If this is your shit, this is your quiz.

1.) What are your obsessions?
Sex, drugs, and rock & roll!!
Sex, drugs, and drugs!!!
Drugs, drugs, more drugs, and, well, a little sex, if you can still get it up!
Sex with underage chicks, drugs, shitty music.

2.) How much make up do you wear?
More than my 6 year old sister, but not as much as my mom.
None, usually.
Quite a bit, but only in funky little designs that are supposed to look bad ass but really only look retarded.
Tammy Faye Bakker wishes I'd let her have her make-up case back.

3.) What's your favorite outfit?
Yellow and black spandex pants, no shirt. I like to look like a bee!!
Black leather pants, big poofy shirts straight outta the 80s... the 1880s.
Black leather everything. Love that dead cow smell.
Whatever everyone else is wearing, because I don't have a mind of my own!

4.) Have you ever created anything worthwhile?
Nope, never. I am a talentless hack.
One or two things, but nothing that will go down in history.
A couple things, I think. Well, maybe not. I dunno. Probably not.
Well... I had one flash of brilliance, and kicked some serious ass for a while, but burned out like everyone else.

5.) What's your tragic Behind the Music moment?
Well, nothing really, but... our lead singer turned into a fuckin Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
We used up all our money on coke and bitches, and now we have to play State Fairs to get grocery money.
When one of us lost his arm. But dammit... we still rocked on afterward! Until another of us died. Then, we rocked once more!
Umm... well, none, really. Except our lead singer moved his podunk ass back to the podunk farm in Ohio he grew up on.

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