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Would You Be A Good Parent
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1.) Your kid just crapped his pants. what do you do.
undress him, scrape the shit off and throw the underwear in the laundry, clean his butt carefully with a special wipe to prevent rash
put on a new diaper without washing the poop out of his ass.
let him rot in it. ur busy right now.

2.) Shelly and Roger are fighting (I sure as fuck hope you didnt pick these names...) over the remote. what do you do?
sit between them, knock them both out with the remote, and watch what YOU wanna watch
Plan a schedule. Shelly has it this half hour, roger the next, and so on.
Tell them to grow the fuck up and send them both to their rooms to think about sharing.

3.) Bertha (hahahha...) burned herself. What do you do?
Run the finger under cold water and whisper soothing things until she's calm
Call the ambulance
rub butter on the burnt finger, than pull ur child up until her finger is in the frying pan -- u wanna butter it. you dont like wasting butter.
laugh

4.) Your kids are hungry. What do you do?
Give them all a sucker
fix them a healthy, well balanced snack to munch on until supper's ready
tell them to go to the nearest mcdonalds and order something. give them money and send them off.

5.) Last question.... You're late picking up the children at school. Whats your excuse?
Sry kids... Mommy/Daddy worked late tonight... Good news is, we have enough money to go to McDonalds tonight!! W00t!!
You're not late. You would never.
Sry kids, Mommy/daddy was having fun with the milkman/woman and lost track of time... I forgot you guys... Sex over children all the way

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