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Are u a drunken bafoon? (signs u no u drink way too much) pix!
created by u_make_me_wanna_lala

drink drink drink another martini plz!

1.) in the middle of the night ur pulled over by a cop. he asks u to walk a straight line. wut is ur condition?
o i can walk a straight line with ease(walks a straight line)
i dont fuckin wanna walk a straight line fuck head (passes out)
ok sure im a GOLDEN GOD this will be easy!!! trys to walk a straight line nd falls off the cliff next to u)
sorry officer im afraid of lines
runs away. Srry im goin to my friends house to get high not drunk
dont worry officer i dont drink but i will walk the line anyway(walks a straight line

2.) ur at a party wut do u choose to drink?
vodka nd a coke
yo get out that captain morgan under the sink
umm i will have a pina colada WITHOUT ny alcohol
ok maybe one beer 2minutes later ok maybe one beeer another two minutes later oK mAyBe AnOtHeR (hickup)
i guess ill have a little bit of that jack daniels but ths it

3.) a guy tell u theres sum drugs in the red cups, u...?
grab his out of his hand nd drink it all
say ok nd grab one later
say well i dont think i should maybe just one
no way would i evr do sumthin like that go away and hang out with ur stoner friends (shout) standford where did u go?!

4.) someboday lost their wallet and u find it, wut do u do with it?
turn it into the police
use it to buy a jack nd coke at the bar
go get a six pack nd invite sum grlz over(ur gettin wasted tonite!!)
use it 2 buy 7 six packs nd go get sum hookers nd spend the nite in a hotel then wake up in the morning to find 1 of the hookers stole ur kidney
find the person nd tell them ur a good little girl/boy nd they reward u with 10 dollars

5.) after this quiz wut r u going to do?
hmmm i dont uh DRINK duh
i think i will go get sum beer nd sum hookers cuz all i want is a beer nd id lke to see sumtin naked
i think i will study no maybe a beer nd i will read a book too ill read untill i can read straight
of course im gonna study!
o im not studying im just gonna go get a beer! not of course im gonna study u only made this test to see if ppl will go get drunk after they take it

6.) wut did u think bout this quiz?
hmmm it wuz ok i think im gonna grab a beer
absolutely terrible how could u treat ppl like drunken bafoons
awesome quiz!! u gave me sum great ideas like goin to get a hooker good one. im goin right now see ya!
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