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posted on 5-25-2009 at 03:48 AM Reply With Quote
Your jeans are too tight



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Tight denim has been found to cause a nerve condition called meralgia paresthetica aka “tingling thigh syndrome.”
The temporary condition arises when pressure is placed over the nerves around the hips called the lateral femoral cutaneous. Symptoms include numb, tingling or burning sensation along the thighs.

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posted on 5-25-2009 at 03:49 AM Reply With Quote



I wear jeans that are waay too tight, like can't bend over to pick stuff up tight, and heave never had this, knock on wood.




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posted on 5-25-2009 at 03:49 AM Reply With Quote


i never wear things too tight...



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posted on 5-25-2009 at 03:51 AM Reply With Quote


I avoid tight anything, but I've heard of this.



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posted on 5-26-2009 at 03:27 AM Reply With Quote


Loose fitting jeans and cargo pants FTW!!!!



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posted on 5-26-2009 at 03:29 AM Reply With Quote


Yer heard about this a couple of years ago.

This is the precise reason I dun wear tight jeans.




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posted on 5-26-2009 at 12:41 PM Reply With Quote


i dont wear tight anything

tight emphasises fat

i dont need help emphasising it kthnx lmao





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posted on 5-26-2009 at 01:17 PM Reply With Quote


I'm neither gay nor emo nor scene (although arguably those three can be interchanged), ergo, I dont wear my clothes tight.

So no.




also lol @ cordi. arent you like... 100lbs soaking wet? :lol:




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posted on 5-26-2009 at 01:19 PM Reply With Quote


what i am is a god damn fat ass:lol:

no im like

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posted on 5-26-2009 at 01:55 PM Reply With Quote


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I'm neither gay nor emo nor scene (although arguably those three can be interchanged), ergo, I dont wear my clothes tight.

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hey i'm gay and don't wear tight clothes :P




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posted on 5-26-2009 at 02:04 PM Reply With Quote


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I'm neither gay nor emo nor scene (although arguably those three can be interchanged), ergo, I dont wear my clothes tight.

So no.




also lol @ cordi. arent you like... 100lbs soaking wet? :lol:


I wear my jeans to a reasonably tight extent. >:[

Also, I've never experienced this. Maybe my pants aren't tight enough.




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I'm neither gay nor emo nor scene (although arguably those three can be interchanged), ergo, I dont wear my clothes tight.

So no.


hey i'm gay and don't wear tight clothes :P

because you have sense. clearly.




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posted on 6-24-2009 at 12:34 AM Reply With Quote


I'm fat. Fat people and tight clothes don't mix well.



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posted on 6-24-2009 at 12:35 AM Reply With Quote


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I wear jeans that are waay too tight, like can't bend over to pick stuff up tight, and heave never had this, knock on wood.




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posted on 6-24-2009 at 12:43 AM Reply With Quote


I get pinched nerves in my legs a lot, but I don't wear jeans very often. Lately I've been living in leggings... so I don't think that's the cause.



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Why anyone would wear jeans so tight it would give them any kind of medical condition is beyond me.




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Why anyone would wear jeans so tight it would give them any kind of medical condition is beyond me.
Why anyone would drink until it would give them any kind of medical condition is beyond me. :P




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Why anyone would wear jeans so tight it would give them any kind of medical condition is beyond me.
Why anyone would drink until it would give them any kind of medical condition is beyond me. :P



The reasons for that ARE obvious :P



But really tight jeans? do people think it looks attractive? yeah nothing as attractive as tingly thighs symdrome :happy:

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posted on 6-24-2009 at 01:02 AM Reply With Quote


You tell me. :P



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A nice ass is a nice ass. prove she dosent look as good in slightly less tight jeans

They dont even look that tight to begin with, least not tingly thighs tight baby :P




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posted on 6-24-2009 at 01:09 AM Reply With Quote


Those are tight jeans. If they weren't, she'd look like she had some sand in her ass. :lol:

I really don't know what kind of tight jeans they're talking about. Maybe the "straight-legged jeans, I'm a size 4 but I crammed into a size 0" kind? :lol: I don't know.




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Those are tight jeans. If they weren't, she'd look like she had some sand in her ass. :lol:

I really don't know what kind of tight jeans they're talking about. Maybe the "straight-legged jeans, I'm a size 4 but I crammed into a size 0" kind? :lol: I don't know.


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They're not even super tight in the ass/thigh area. The waist is just the problem. Holy hell. :lol:



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Holy fuckin shit that looks painful ><




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posted on 6-24-2009 at 01:19 AM Reply With Quote


they had an article about that on yahoo! for skinny jeans. but i guess i'm okay, because i get my skinny jeans a size larger than needed.



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