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What branch of the U.S. military is for you?
created by Kodama

This quiz will tell you what branch of the United States military, if any, that you should join.

1.) Why would you join the military?
To kick a little ass for good ole' Uncle Sam
To travel the world.
For the college money.
Because the judge is making me...
To use the training to get a good job when I become a civilian again.
To be a part of the worlds most powerful military in the history of the world.

2.) Have you ever been to jail?
I'm a multiple felon with warrants in 6 counties, 3 states, 2 countries, & a group of henchmen in Russia have a hit out on me!
Yes, but I didn't know she was a hooker, honest!
I'm a famous criminal, you haven't heard of me?!
Yes, but they cut me loose when I sobered up.
Yes, but it got wiped off my record when I turned 18, and I'd rather not talk about it.
No I tell you... do I look suspicious?

3.) Alcohol?
I don't drink.
Beer if proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy!
I'll have what he's having.
Let's get hammered, and go streaking!
I'll have an occasional drink.
Give me a 40oz of Old English and I'm good.

4.) The opposite sex?
If only I had the confidence to approach them, I might do ok...
I'm looking for that special someone to grow old with.
I'm the Pimp/Pimpette, I pull mad ho's/bro's in the club every weekend.
It's a hunger I can not satisfy!
I'm ghey, but in the closet still.
I'm FLAMING GHEY, and proud of it!

5.) Guns?
I can't have one legally because I'm a felon, remember?
Never fired one, but they don't scare me.
Guns kill too many people, and I think they should be outlawed!
Observe my 1337 Duckhunt skills on the original NES!
Where'd my uzi go, have you seen it?
I have a personal armory in my basement, just incase...

6.) Favorite food?
Whatever mom's cooking.
3 squares a day, hot off the stove.
I'm a meat & potatoes man/woman.
I'm happy living off TV dinners...
McDonalds, KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Fazoli's, Burger King.... you get the point.
Beggers can't be choosers...
I've always though astronaut food looked tasty!

7.) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Probably still living at home.
It's a toss up between jail and Mexico...
College, if everything works out as I planned.
Working 9 to 5 in a Fortune 500 business.
Hopefully I'll be a mod here on the zenhex!
Wherever fate takes me.

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