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Whats Your Chocoriffic-Sexual Profile?
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These 'scientifically developed' answers shall lead you to what you have always wanted to know: your sexual profile based on your matching chocolate bar and slogan.

1.) Hey! Rock on, you found ten bucks in your pocket. What are you going to do with it?
Buy a whole bunch of little things to put away. You don't need them now, but youll never know when they may come in handy!
Ten bucks?? HA! I wish!
A new Pocket Rocket or Vibrator, the new improved, more powerful orgasm kind!
Go to the Dollar Store and buy all kinds of strange things, like some clamps, and two or three packages of metal handcuffs, some rope, a few scarves,
Venture to the mall and begin making a shop for your partner for their birthday.
I wonder what would happen if I walked around town with the bill hanging out of my pants and pretend like I didn't see it??
Grab a close friend and ask if they want to go to the movies, on you of course.
Take it and buy a little gift for your partner, treat yourself to a small item, and then have enough left over to put in your change jar for next time
Put it in my bank account, that way I will have it for a longer time then if I were to spend it all at once now.
Go treat myself to a new piece of clothing, or a nice lunch.
Ten bucks. Thats not very much. See, if you found a 50 in there, THEN I would be impressed!
Give it to someone you see on the street, they need it way more then you do.
Ten bucks! (Runs off to the bar)
Call over three or four of your hot friends for a party at your place. Oh yeah, I have ten bucks! Uh, stick it in my pocket again?

2.) Which of these sound(s) sexually appealing to you?
An evening beginning with a romantic dinner and roses, and ending with running naked back to your car from (looks around) Wherever you are!
A partner. Anything more then what I get now!
Multiple orgasms!
Being tied up and spanked again, and again, and again!
Giving your partner all the pleasure they can handle.
You and your partner on a public park bench having hot wild sex.
Being dominated into giving pleasure.
Spending a single night with THE Worlds Greatest Lover.
Never having a quickie again!
Having attention and total devotion and pleasure thrust upon you, fulfilling your every desire.
12 inches of manliness.
Passionate lovemaking with your Soulmate (dreamy sigh)
Sex. Period. All the time. Good or not. Whatever. Just, give it to me.
Orgies!

3.) Alas, whilst playing that last game of Naked Tag, your partner fell and is now bed-ridden for an entire month!! Whatever shall you do about your sex-life?
Be at their side day and night in whatever they need, and keep sexual thoughts out of your head for the month. Everything right after they're better!
Then they'll just be lying there uninterested in sex and once again involving me not getting any? Pphhfff, big difference from any other day.
Get yourself off other ways each day, but its still not the same.
They can't move now, wait until I tie their hands to the headboard!
If they can still feel sensation, go down on them whenever you want! After all, theyre the sickie this month and deserve lots of, attention.
Use the situation as a rather perverted excuse for nasty pictures and such.
Be begged constantly for a little erotic attention from them, but are promised extra special attention yourself when they are better!
Find a way that the two of you can still please each other and possibly still fuck by flexing your body in a way they never knew you could. Talent!
Be understanding, and still please them in other ways. Perhaps giving them a back rub, or just caress their body, and kiss them for hours.
Go absolutely crazy that your partner is incapable of doing anything for you! Soooo horny!!!!
If youre a woman, become horribly disappointed and un attracted to your man (hey, he cant get it up right now!).
You don't need to have sex with someone just to show you care. You can make them soup instead!
Fuck this! (As you grab your suitcase and head out the door) See ya! I cant handle the no sex thing...
Have one or two other people over, and climb into bed naked with them all; then you will see where that leads, hehehe.

4.) Finally, choose a chocolate, any chocolate!
Baby Ruth
Kit Kat
Aero
Butterfinger
Hersheys Kisses
Kinder Surprise Egg
M&Ms
MARS Bar
Milky Way
Reese Peanut Butter Cups
Mr. Big
Rolo
Snickers
Twix Bar

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