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The Wildest, Craziest, Most Massive Quiz Ever!
created by zen

It is Epic. This quiz will eat you alive. You don't stand a chance. Will you survive for the tongue twisting conclusion?

1.) Hypothetically, if you were entrusted with the fate of all humankind....
I would toy with the tiny souls for my amusement
I would shine the light of inspiration upon all humanity
I would swim through the hearts and souls of the people
I would let them all die in the perverse fates that they deserve!
Let them burn in hell!
I would allow the earth to be destroyed, scattering humanity across time and space.
I would grant everyone all of their innermost wishes.
I would seek to cull the creative and artistic assets that everyone has to offer.
I would milk them dry of their lifeforce.
People are trash. Why do I get this responsibility?
I'm not human. What do I care?
Preach the gospil of patience and perseverence while dreaming of growth
I would marvel over the beauty of all of my precious peoples
One by one I would cherish all of my little sheep.
Extinction of humankind is the only solution.
Beat it Billy Jean!
Weeee! More choices please!
Elvis has left the building.
Release them all from the Matrix.
Sing and celebrate the joys of life.
Give them a new religion of peace and wisdom.
Train them all in the art of terrorism.
Turn the earth into a peaceful commune of equality and mutual sucess
Repress the people with poverty, illiteracy and striffe
Blind them with your 1337 powahz

2.) You want to be trapped on a desert island with...
Britany Spears
Russell Crowe
Michael Jackson
David Letterman
Elvis
Cameron Diaz
Michelle Pfeiffer
Jenifer Lopez
No one
Drew Barrymore
Harrison Ford
Bill Clinton
Opera Winfrey
George Bush
Morgan Freeman
Demi Moore
Halle Berry
Ashanti
Jim Carrey
Justin Timberlake
Madonna
Ben Afflec
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Tom Cruise
Natalie Portman

3.) You get to use a time machine but you only get to use it once, and you cannot come back. What time period do you go to?
Triassic Period (Prehistory) on Pangea
Jurassic Period (Prehistory) Time of the Huge Dinosaurs
Cretaceous Period (Prehistory) time of T-Rex and extinction of Dinos
Pre-Man Earth (after Dinosaurs)
9000BC - Stone Age
12000 years ago - Egyptian Pharohs
3500 Years ago - Iron Age
2500 Years Ago - Buddha
2400 Years Ago - Socrates & Plato
2100 Years Ago - Roman Empire
2000 Years Ago - Jesus Christ
1500 Years Ago - Dark Ages
1400 Years Ago - Muhammad the Prophet
The Dark Ages
The Crusades
The Rennaisance
400 Years Ago - The New World
130 Years Ago - The Industrial Revolution
100 Years Ago
World War I
World War II
50 Years Ago
30 Years Ago
100 Years From Now (future)
1000 Years from Now

4.) You are marooned on a small island with a DVD-TV combo (and solar recharged batteries). What movie do you take? (You get only one)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Aliens (1986)
Crocodile Dundee (1986)
Batman Forever (1995)
Aladdin (1992)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Titanic (1997)
Jaws (1975)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Independence Day (1996)
The Crow (1994)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Back to The Future (1985)
The Matrix (1999)
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)
Hannibal (2001)
Home Alone (1990)
The Lion King (1994)
The Sixth Sense (1999)

5.) Also, while stranded on that small island, you get to have with you one book.
The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
The Prophecies of Nostradamus
Peter Pan, J.M.Barrie
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne
Dune, Frank Herbert
The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck
Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett
The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald
The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy
Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
Catch-22, Joseph Heller
Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne
Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy
The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger
I do not read

6.) A magic genie appears and tells you that you can have the same food every day for as long as you are stranded on that island.
A Rich Ornate Salad with your Choice of Dressing(s)
Your Favorite Soup
Grilled or Roasted Chicken
Fried Chicken
Chicken Wings
SPAM
Vegetable Stirfry
Tofu
Chocolate!
A Thick Char-Grilled Steak
A Hamburger
Just a Vitamin
Raw Flesh
raw vegies and dip
Spaghetti (or other Pasta Dish)
Baby Food
Arouk (Fried Lamb Burgers) with rice
General Tso Chicken with Fried Rice
Fruit Salad
Yogurt
Cheese
Cookies (kind of your choice)
Cake and Icecream
Mushrooms (or other mind expanding foods)
Tobacco

7.) Which combination of colors do you find most pleasing?
Black / Silver
Black / White
Black / Platinum
Silver and Gold
Red / Yellow
Silver / White
Green / Yellow
Red / White
Blue / Black
Blue / Silver
Blue / White
Blue / Purple
Red / Green
Black / Black
Charcoal / Red
Pink / Purple
Green / White
Yellow / Brown
Beige / White
Green / Brown
Tan / Gold
Blue / Pink
Gray / Orange
Gray / Gray (who cares)

8.) What aspect of life would you miss the most if you lost it?
Sex
Music
Drugs
The Internet
My Phone
My Intelligence
My Personality
Good Food
My Lifestyle
My Car
My Special Powahz!
My Spirituality and/or Faith
My Ability to Charm People
My 1337 Haxxor Skillz
My Sex Appeal
My Memory
My Perversions
My Intuition
My Creativity
My Money
My Friends
My GF/BF (Husband/Wife)
My Parents
My Imagination
I would miss NOTHING

9.) Choose
Vision
Energy
Love
Hate
Wisdom
Verve
Angst
Style
Longevity
Youth
ForeSight
Serenity
Thirst
Speed
Strength
Cleanliness
Hunger
Perseverence
Nature
Endevor
Fire
Water
Earth
Stars
Blood

10.) A Celestial Body?
Mars
Earth
Mercury
Saturn
Venus
Jupiter
Uranus
The Moon
Pluto
Neptune
An Asteroid
A Quasar
The Cold Dark Vacuum
The Sun
A Meteor
A Star
A Dark Star
A Comet
A Constellation
A Photon Particle
A Nova
A Super Nova
A Bleeder Star
A Galaxy
The Universe

11.) Oh Damn! This quiz has gone off the deep end now!
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12.) Geography?
Great Brittan
Oklahoma
Austria
China
New York City
Saskatchewan
Ireland
Brazil
Chicago
Russia
Seattle
The South Pole
Romania
California
Australia
France
Iran
Japan
The Pacific Ocean
Montreal
Nigeria
Italy
London
Moscow
Lake Erie

13.) Biology?
Ostrich
A Microbe
Brown Bear
Grasshopper
Llama
Lady Bug
Sheep
Opossum
Bat
Cat
Platipus
Tarantula
Orchid
Venus Fly Trap
Praying Mantis
Pig
Dog
Rat
Gorilla
Turtle
Rose

14.) Body Parts. LOL
Eyes
Teeth
Brain
Heart
Chest
Neck
Ears
Arms
Belly
Hair
Sweat
Muscles
Bones
Fingers
Privates :-O
Third Eye?
Wrists
Legs
Hips
Booty
Navel
Knees
Feet
Back
Toes

15.) How old are you? (If telling your ages, bothers you, just lie. No big deal)
5-9 years old
10-14
15-19
20-24
25-29
30-35
35-40
40-44
45-49
50-54
55-59
60-64
65-69
70-74
older then that
Extremely old (immortal vampire)
0-4
I should have died but I constructed a mechanical body for myself
I am pregnant
It's more important to me how many lives I've ended
I am not human. Age is meaningless
I wont say. I get plastic surgery to make me look younger.
I lost track
Young at heart
tick tick tick.....time is meaningless

16.) Fruit Anyone?
Cranberries
Limes
Apples
Grapefruit
Blueberries
Boisonberries
KeyLime
Tangerines
Cherries
Strawberries
Grapes
Bananas
Blackberries
Raspberries
Pears
Apricots
Dates
Pineapples
Coconuts
Watermellons
Honeydew
Mango
Papaya
Figs

17.) What special or superhero powers would want most?
Invincibility
Super Memory
Imortality
X-Ray Vision
Jedi Speed, Reflexes, and Powers
Extreme Strength (can lift or move anything)
Evil Villain Powers of Scheming and Masterminding
Unlimited Knowledge
Invisibility
Time Control (stop time, or go into future and past)
Speed (can run or move in blink of an eye)
Flight (like superman flies)
Mind Control (hypnotize and control people)
Precognition (See and Predict the Future)
Omnicience
Screw Powers, I just want to be fillthy rich!
Never need to sleep
Perfect Body, Perfect Health
Clairavoyance (can see anything anywhere)
Telepathy (read peoples thoughts)
Death (make people die :-o)
Healing (heal the sick and dying)
Resurrection (raise the dead)
Firestarter (make anything start on fire with thought)
Omnipotence

18.) Off the Wall
Papyrus
Hydes
Denim
slate
foil
shell
weave
skin
scales
plastic
fur
leather
pulp
thatch
hemp
stone
silk
wool
mink
web
paddy
burlap
canvas
Fleece
cassimere

19.) Music?
Classical Orchestra
New Age
Military
Funk
Blues
Soul
Ambient
Electronica
Folk
Jazz
Industrial
Dance
Punk
Metal
Country
Vocal
Experimental
Soundtrack / Score
Harmony
Rock
Classic RockNRoll
Hip Hop
Pop
OldSchool Rap
Song of Silence

20.) Mythical Creatures?
Demon
Wraith
Ogre
Zombie
Orc
Troll
Genie (Djini)
Phantom
Dragon
Elf
Wizard
Mage
Vampire
Wolfman
Bigfoot (yeti, sasquach)
Wisp
Lizardman
Sorcerer
Ghost
Sprite
Leprechan
Satyr
Centaur
Witch
Unicorn

21.) (Are you ready to quit yet?) Pick a statement that you identify with, you find interesting, or just strikes you funny.
I will invade your heart!
All of Life is a Stage
I seek the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference
I shall rule the earth!
Children are our legacy
Always be willing to listen, and slow to speak
It is a wise person who has his afterthoughts first
I want to suck your blood
Evolution is the law of life, Number is the law of the Universe, Unity is the law of GOD
You cannot discover new oceans until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore
Every End is a New Beginning
Perfect kindness acts without thinking of kindness
Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother
To find yourself, think for yourself
A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn
Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails
Choice not change, determines destiny.
A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you roses
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived, so live it
Nothing is so strong as gentleness; nothing so gentle as real strength
It takes a whole village to raise a child
When you hire people who are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are
Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows

22.) Broadcast, Cable, Satellite
TV Land
SciFi Channel
VH1
HBO
Showtime
Discovery
MTV
CBS
NBC
Oxygen
CNN
TBS
Starz
The Learning Channel
Playboy Channel
CSPAN
PBS
TNT
FOX News
Family Channel
Comedy Central
ESPN
MSNBC
Animal Planet
USA

23.) Oh Snap! This quiz just got silly again.
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