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Which Necro Ninja are You?
created by Lord Chamos

Find out which Necro Ninja you identify most with!

1.) How do you like your corpse?
A nice redhead.... Hell, she doesn't even have to have a head!!
Rigormortis overeasy.
Anything with lots of holes!!
Boooooones....

2.) Are you lazy?
The Void doesn't leave time for laziness!!!
I'm a slacker.
Boooooooones.... Oh! Yeah, pretty lazy.
Yep. :)

3.) Best bodypart?
Armpits, of course. Nice tight spot.
I like the eyesockets. Good for skullfucking, and no worries about chaffing!!
I've always been a legs and ass kinda guy. (Torsos are really nice too!)
Esophagus... Good for getting that frog in your throat....

4.) How would you go about obtaining the corpses?
Play dead and get taken to the morgue....
Cooler raids at the city morgue. (In a pinch, load up and make your own!)
Dig 'em up myself.
I'd pretend I was the mortician and have my way with the daily specials that come in.

5.) As for gender of you corpse, does it matter?
Hell no! Everybody has a head or an orifice to fill!
Gender no longer applies post-mortum.
The smaller ones are easier to hide away.... but... umbilical is the best route to go. Just think of the organ contact!!
If it's got a hole, I don't care. Even then, I could make one....

6.) Anything else besides corpses that interest you sexually?
Depends on how many beers I've had.
Teeth... They're what's for DINNER.
Sheeeepies!
Gotta love the Fishnets!!

7.) When hauling a body to a nice romantic (and private) location, what is your favorite method of transportation?
The ol' soap box hearse.... The lovin' continues at 30 mph FREESTYLE!!!!
My closet is romantic enough. Throw the bones in a bag and haul 'em in!
A good ol' bodybag slung over the shoulder!
I like the old-fashioned ice tongs. Just get a good grip and move 'em out!

8.) What is your favorite Ninja weapon?
Rock jaded intestinal lasso... Best for roundin' up those stray bodies....
Spiked wrist bands, claws.... Sharp pointy things!
Rusted spoons.... Good for gouging out eyeballs!
The 12 in. double dong chuks. (Backed up with the dreaded pee-pee cannon!)

9.) What's your favorite battle uniform?
Black chain mail, KISS Destroyer boots (the Dune boots if the KISS Destroyers appear to be missing....), and a bullet belt. Maybe a sweatband....
Rip-away track pants for easy removal for those times you're in a hurry, Ninja mask along with Fishnet T-shirt, finger armor, and shit kickers!!
Buttfloss, ninja mask, and the aforementioned Double dong chuks. (Lube optional. ;))
"Tall Man" mask, two Soylent green six-shooters, Bob Dole strap-on and the Colonator-2000, extra-wide grip bootifier.

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