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Santa Limerick
written by Ollie The Magic Hobo09:38 PM 12/23/04Once there was a santa
He worked all day in a mall
He got pissed and stole a Fanta
And kicked a security guard in the balls.
He ran outside the car park
and then rolled down a hill
he grabbed his sleigh as it was dark
-He's having Christmas off this year
as that was enough of a thrill. |
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Author's footnotes and comments on this Poem:
lol don't ask. :lol: Seriously even I didn't know I was this nutty.
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| » Comments / Feedback | by Silence (12-23-2004 - 11:48 PM)
| ^_^ wow oll's, you hit new levels of crazy-ness every day |
by Chimera (12-27-2004 - 08:28 PM)
| You said don't ask, so I won't. Funny poem anyway. ^____.____^ |
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